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  • October 20, 2017

    BREAK

    This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald’s fast food establishment.

  • October 13, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    A burglar alarm sent out its piercing wail in the dark of night in Brooklyn and the police arrived just in time to collar the burglar as he was...

  • October 13, 2017

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

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  • October 06, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    During a simulated attack, the troops have to defend themselves against an imaginary enemy, as the sergeant calls it.

  • September 29, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

  • September 29, 2017

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Not to bum you out, but you’re getting old. The point is that time is moving a lot quicker than we think. It’s important to take a minute to...

  • September 15, 2017

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Stephen King is a prolific and immensely popular author of horror fiction. In his works, King blends elements of the traditional gothic tale with...

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