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  • December 15, 2017

    BREAK

    Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

  • December 08, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing any.

  • December 08, 2017

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Most parents have seen their teenager start the day in a reasonably good mood, but then return from school draped in gloom and chilly silence.

  • December 01, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow.

  • November 24, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    One weekend, she cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday.

  • November 17, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

  • November 17, 2017

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Think back to a time when you felt sluggish on the court and your energy was super low. Most likely that moment was caused by a lack of fuel,...

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